*Perks of joining the* **Play-Page** *include*
but are *never* limited to:
~ ***T&A and Kitty Play*** *without* all the annoying paywalls and censoring hiding my sweet treats
~ ***FREE messaging*** w/ priority responses
~ ***Half-price sexting***
($1/min - 10 min minimum)
*pictures and/or video *NOT* included*
~ ***Discounted video calls*** -> 15 min intervals
**Platonic chat:** 15 min @ $40
& each additional 15 min @ $20
~ OR ~
**Sexy-time Play:** 15 min @ $55
& each additional 15 min @ $25
~ ***Cock Ratings*** **exclusive** to the *Play-Page*
~ ***Cheaper deals on Custom Content***
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*Last, but far from least ...*
Following the **C**osmically **U**niversal **N**otice on **T**ransgressions:
*Rule #