Sir Eagle Cock III

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Back in the time, before time began
When the evil sea turtles
The imagining gunts
The neckless raccoons
And the much feared bush pigs of Dick Doom walked the Earth
One man stood for justice, for truth, for all of us
This is his story
Handed down from generation to generation
This is all true

Join me now the tale
The greatest you've ever heard
The bravest of men
The slayer of gunts
Sir Eagle Cock III

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