@singingscalawag
Davy Jone's LockerYarr, Nautical Scalawag here (or was it supposed to be naughtycal). In these here waters you'll find me more... sultry songs.
I work at a trailer park these days... Posted some comedy on me youtube last week. Does anyone even read this shite or visit me page? I have...
Im not the phesant plucker, but the phesant pluckers son. I'll pluck the phesants feathers till the phesant pluckings done!
Do I need a bumper on my ass...?
I took her to my bedroom, not because SHE WAS EASY, but because I was HARD. The reason she CAME? Because I was a CUNNING LINGUIST!
This outfit kilts.
Yarr I'm inactive eh? I'll have to post something worthwhile soon.