Jason Class

FREE to subscribe — because my ADHD treats a posting schedule the way I treat small talk: rarely, and with alarming intensity. I don't post often. When I do, it's worth your full attention.

If someone told you I have an "above average," perfectly straight, suspiciously beautiful 🍆 — welcome.

Here for any other reason? Turn back now. What lies ahead will excite and arouse you… unless awkward white dudes with big dicks aren't your thing, in which case, godspeed.

Want to pay to admire my magnificent 🐔? Who am I to stand between you and art?

I love my wife @stephanieclass. My 🌭 in her 🌮? All over her page. Also her page only: watch us coach nervous men through their first time. Yes. That first time. Go subscribe. Tell her the 🍆 sent you.

Off camera: I host Awkward Pillow Talk (a podcast about awkward sex stuff), play tuba, guitar, and bass, sing, and do genuinely impressive things with my tongue.

Thanks. Bye.

— Jason Class