@jasminellamas
Save gas, ride me instead 👩🏽🦽
Sorry for my humor… I can't become a stand-up comedian anymore, so I have to entertain you in a different way now 🤪
This is my safe place to be myself and do all the dirty things that come to mind;)
So before you ask— *YES I take off everything* 🤫 but please keep it a secret - I don't want to lose my front-row baseball tickets 🥹
Reasons to date me:
- I never get cold feet 😎
- Free parking 🅿️
- I won’t walk you into expensive stores 🤠
- I’m all about rolling through life with a sense of adventure, no matter how bumpy the ride 😜
So, buckle up, because this ride is about to get exciting ✨
Waiting for you to push (and throw) me around 💕
XOXO
Jasmine
okay i need you to trust me but i need to remember why first 😮💨 do you know why? huhu
i still don't know what this is for… 👀can you please explain it to me? i’m confused 🥺
can you help me find the pepperoni that was on my pizza earlier? 😮💨i think it disappeared…
okay but how did i end up like this… 😅🚿was this your idea or did i do it again by accident?
keeping myself busy until slide in my DMs and tell me how much you want me🙈
i’m talking a lot…are you actually understanding me or just enjoying the vibe? 😅👀