Chris Kaminsky

@ceekayy

Washington DC

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just an extraordinary handsome-healthy-wealthy-wise SWM Mr.NiceGuy seeking a spectacularly sexy and hilariously funny cum-guzzling gutter-slut sperm-burper for spending hours of Sudoku & crossword-puzzle solving before performing wild carnival-clown circus-orgy monkey-sex in the bedroom that could last days! Is that your thing? Know anyone? lol

FUN FACT: I call my penis "kielbasa" because its long fat meaty Polish sausage. [TMI?]
ENDURANCE: I can cum 7 times in 11 hours so my nickname is Mr.7Eleven. HBU?
My pickup-line? NO, my PROMISE!: "Ever had a 24HourOrgasm?"🕐💦... WANT ONE??? 😈

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Could you resist me with a full-brown beard and 6-pack bod?

Chivalry is not dead. Where is my Queen whom to serve and protect (and love)?

Dannnng I look old having not shaved in 2 months; but hey I earned those whiskers 🥹🧔‍♂️🎅

tree-of-medicine keeping me going after open-heart triple-bypass thanks to COVID bllood-clots just 7 days since tested positive. Now it’ll b...

COVID gave me #bloodclots; been in 3 hospitals this month. OPEN-HEART TRIPLE-BYPASS surgery tomorrow morning (Wed. Oct.26)

Asking my female subs: Have you ever made love atop a pile of warm fuzzy clothes fresh from the dryer? I bet the fabric-softener acts like s...

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