Stoner Chef

I'm an AuDHD with a glorious dad bod. I enjoy horror/sci-fi and gardening. I'm building a nice Funko collection. My musical taste is musicfluid. I make soups, stews, chilis, and sauces that will blow your mind. I'm an intermediate bourbon snob. My eyes are two different colors. My wife owns a tattoo, piercing, & art studio. She and I are polyamorous. We have a perfect pittie princess. My birthday is December 9th.

Reddit: TheJTLovecraft

Favorite movie: Miracle
Favorite horror movie: In The Mouth Of Madness
Favorite actor/actress: Johnny Depp and Jennifer Lawrence
Favorite band: Rammstein
Favorite bourbon: Wild Turkey Rare Breed
Favorite book: Kitchen Confidential
Favorite cartoon: Bob's Burgers
Favorite TV show: Parts Unknown
Favorite "reality" show: Rupaul's Drag Race
Favorite position: doggy
Weird thing that turns me on: Thunderstorms
Who would play me in a movie: Christian Kane
Dream job: strip club owner
Favorite vacation spot: beach!!!!